Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Sick world.

I can see a future where children are born, raised, then cut up for their organs and skin at the age of 13. A healthy young teenager would be worth a lot of money in a world like that. Certainly more than six dollars.

Prisoners sentenced to death will be used as organ donors. After all, the state pays for your keep after your indiscretions, you repay the state with your vitals upon expiration. Simple.

People might think twice about committing capital crimes if they knew they'd be carved up like a 20 pound turkey after they die.

Yes, yes I know. What happens to the body after death wouldn't really deter criminals. And you'd have to monitor the system to ensure people aren't being sentenced just so their organs could be harvested.

Let's get on with it.

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