Thursday, April 5, 2007

I saw a co-worker while I was shopping today.

I saw Scuba Steve at Wal-Mart today. He had a small, delicate-featured, beautiful child in his cart, so I said "Hey, how's the little girl?"

He insisted it was a boy.

"Whoops, thought you had a little girl."

My wife, as we were walking to the van said, "Well, I hope he's not your supervisor."

"Why?" I asked.

"Because you just blatantly called his boy, who was dressed in a boy jacket, a boy pair of pants and a boy pair of shoes, a girl," she replied.

"Oh, really?"

"Really. How could you have missed that?"

"Oh, I don't know...the whole color-blindness thing maybe?"